My book, “Torque & Trauma,” will be FREE on Amazon from Saturday, December 13th through Wednesday, December 17th.

That’s right—FREE. Because apparently the universe decided that after everything I’ve survived, the least I could do is give away my life story like it’s a clearance bin DVD at Walmart.

Download it, read it, or just let it rot in your Kindle library next to the other self-help books you swore would fix you.

It also makes a fantastic Christmas gift, especially for people who gave you trauma in the first place. Nothing says “I forgive you, kind of,” like gifting them a book about the emotional carnage they helped create—for zero dollars.

So go ahead: grab a copy, pretend you’re cultured, and bask in the beautiful irony of getting something meaningful without investing anything—just like your ex did.

Book link: https://a.co/d/12xxhte